A new year, a new opportunity for procrastination
I made a lot of resolutions as a drunkenly slurred my way into 2008. So I was curious about which ones actually worked out.
-Write more letters: That’s a big fail. The only letters I mailed were the kind that have my hard-earned, cold hard cash in them, sent to various evil bill collectors.
-Write more stories: Another fail. My Christmas present to Jacob was a short story, but in typical me fashion it wasn’t ready yet. So I am writing it in serial form, which he seems to enjoy.
-Eat in more: I…er…uh…*guiltily stashes hundreds of La Bonita receipts into her bra*
-Hang up paintings: DONE. That’s Nathalie 1, 2008 zero.
-Hang up laundry: I nearly impaled my foot this morning on rhinestones from my holiday party dress that is still on the floor so….no.
This year I have one resolution: to pay off any and all credit card debt. As much as I would love to think that THIS is the year that I will start running everyday, stop eating all the baked good I can get my sticky fingers on and solve this whole economic crisis thingy, I am a realist. And a procrastinator.
What are your resolutions?
